The Sexiest of Squidwards (sexi_squidward) wrote,
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Pottermore House Pride!

Alright, I know some of ya'll who got your emails are pressed that they didn't get into the house they wanted so let's remember how awesome your houses actually are!

This post is dedicated to rainbow_fish who is the most badass Ravenclaw ever!






GRYFFINDOR

Taken from parts of the Sorting hat songs:

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;

Obviously the majority want to be in this house


Seriously I don't think I need to post anything else on Gryffindors...I mean we have 7 books and 8 movies about a Gryffindor. I think we get the point! Show-offs! LOL

SLYTHERIN
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

I know a ton of people want to get into Slytherin, I mean, how can we blame them! They're the Regina George of Hogwarts!





These bitches tend to be assholes because they do whatever it takes to win, they're the ass looking over your shoulder after you spent all night cramming for exams. And they stick together so one of them gets the answers ALL the slytherin's have the answers.

RAVENCLAWS

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;

Ravenclaws, they're like the Sheldon Coopers of the Wizarding World. They're fucking awesome! STEPHEN FUCKING HAWKING IS A RAVENCLAW (this is not proven). They're smart and witty with awesome comebacks! Don't get smart on these bitches or they'll find a better comeback to put you in your place and leave you feelin salty!

This song is fucking awesome ngl



Don't fuck with these bitches, they managed to make a parody of a terrible song and somehow make it better. But they are such fucking snobs, you know how brainy people are! (ngl the AP people in my HS, they were the advanced ones, were the biggest bitches, fuck slytherin these people were awful to everyone else in my school. I mean seriously I wrote a fanfic back in the day and put them in it as asshole Ravenclaws)

So who do you wanna be? Slytherin? or these assholes? I'm looking at you rainbow_fish!!!

Hufflepuff

You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;

If you are pressed you got into this house first listen to this:


Yea...we're one of the rest. Thanks Sorting Hat - but listen the Hufflepuffs are the best. I mean we're loyal to the end to our friends and we're hard ass works! I mean have you met the Honey badger? Does he look like the bumbling badger??
FUCK NO CAUSE HONEY BADGER DONT CARE!!





Seriously Hufflepuff's get a terrible rep but you gotta make the best of it. Seriously, out of all the kids in school Cedric Diggory got picked for the Triwizard Tournament!! Not them brave Gryffindors or ambitious Slytherins or smart Ravenclaws!!!

Don't let shit like this (video below me) fool you...you're better than that...I hope.



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